The 51st State? Nah, Canada Says, ‘Bless Your Mess, America’
Marker for the U.S.-Canadian border between Skagway, Alaska, and Stikine Region, British Columbia. | Source: Philip Yabut / Getty Welcome to 2025, y’all. It’s a new year. Americans are out here pretending they’re enthusiastic about their resolutions. And the Donald Trump clown car hasn’t run out of gas. It’s still sputtering along, fueled by a crucible of fumes, chaos, whatever’s left of his supporters’ blind loyalty, cold McDonald’s fries and […]